If you are a first-time visitor to Phuket (or Thailand), you might be a bit confused. How To Spot Happy Ending Massages in Phuket? I will tell you why you need not worry about these signs and where to actually find your happy ending massage in Phuket. Many of the massage shops in Patong have a sign saying, ‘ NO SEX‘Īre there no happy ending massages in Phuket?Īfter all, one of the things you wanted to do in Patong is get a happy ending massage. However, as you walk around in the Patong area, and pass by dozens and dozens of massage shops with girls trying to pull you in, you might notice something rather odd (at least for Thailand). It definitely is a single man’s paradise if you know where to stay, where to go for happy endings and visit during the right time of the year. I’ve spent several months there during off-season, paid less than $10 per night (sometimes less than $5) and had lots of fun (happy ending massages, freelancers, Tinder, Phuket Nightlife). Phuket (particularly Patong) is one of my favorite spots in all of Thailand.